May 21, 2013

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The Spice Rack

Recently, many folks have shot themselves while innocently handling guns of one sort or another. Perhaps it is something to do with the strange weather. A fellow, Murphy, shot off one of his fingers while trying to shoot a wart, an innocent attempt.

News of Nancy Reagan had to do with her fainting in public and being saved from a bad fall by a Secret Service agent. It was said the same Fed shot himself in the hip while trying to holster his gun at an earlier date.

A couple in Hancock County was having an argument and the man had decided to holster his gun when he sadly enough shot himself in his rear quarters.